December 13, 2011


Just a little friendly advice…

I’ll admit it, sometimes on Facebook, I can be annoying. I think everyone wants to hear about my awesome day or my awesome shoes or my awesome life.. when really, they probably don’t give a rats ass.

So I’m just gonna give you the benefit of the doubt that this epiphany hasn’t hit you yet and that you still genuinely think that people care about what you say via Facebook statuses. 

When you write a status in all caps saying something along the lines of “has anyone seen my homework?!?!?!?!?!?!??! blablabla since i dont have a computer and have been borrowing everyone else’s can you please look if not I have to redo it all.”

Now, I don’t see why you are in this situation. It is not a fluke accident, it is in fact, fate, that you are this stupid in this day in age to not have a backup plan.

1. Get a USB flash drive to save all your documents on

In fact, I even commented on your post and wrote that, to which you replied, “it got stolen”

Ok.

2. When your USB got stolen, that is the point in time where you get pissed off for 10 minutes, then head to walmart to buy the cheapest one you can find to hold all 5 documents you need for the last 2 weeks of finals. $15 is totally worth not having to do an all nighter 

3. If you are borrowing computers and you didn’t have a USB drive, then why didn’t you email it to yourself and then head to the library, sign onto your edu account, and work from there? Oh em gee, duh. 

If you had followed any of those steps, you would have been saved, not have written a lame Facebook status that my eyes had to skim past my computer screen and THEN - when I give you friendly advice your reply is “ouch, Kat” 

I’ve known you for 23 years, not once have you uttered the word “Kat” to me. It’s Katie. Facebook strangers call me Kat cause that’s what is posted as my name. Weird, are we strangers? No. 

Also, better spell check your Facebook quotes/interests/etc. because you have several, and I mean several, spelling errors. Call me a grammar Nazi. 

Be prepared, yo. 

*This post is in no way, shape, or form a proper essay of any sort, therefore, punctuation is not of my concern. Also, I don’t have to write long, boring essays the night before it is due anymore because I graduated college what feels like eons ago. 

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