December 1, 2011


Discoveries

So far at work I’ve discovered….

  • That even the brightly colored walls can’t brighten up that bland office space
  • They have zero supplies, I mean, zero
  • There is literally no where to eat in Itasca
  • Instead of hoarding jewelry like my last job, I will now have a surplus amount of pens imprinted with various logos on them i.e. Motorola, Allstate, Schneider, among various other brands I don’t give a shit about nor do I want 10,000 pens
  • Smokers still suck
  • Smoke still clings to one’s body after he/she enters the building 
  • Puffy coats with fur trim are out.. when you were in 7th grade
  • Wearing make up to work is essential, no one is that pretty
  • There is one, only one, attractive & young & tall male in our office, I creeped, he went to ISU and his name is Matt, 4 years older than me
  • I’m the youngest person there, but don’t act like it
  • The cafeteria sucks
  • There is only one bathroom convenient to go to on my side of the building…so sorry ladies if I have to shit one afternoon
  • The IT guy loves the new girls

Happy Friday tomorrow.. I will celebrate by drinking all weekend, attending a bridal shower (snooze), and shopping all day in Chicago Saturday. WOOOOOO bring it. 

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