This is what EC threatened to do to me at work.
So far I haven’t noticed “phase 1” - taking an item off my desk
Well.. my stapler, calculator, tape dispenser, pens, notebooks, everything of importance is not missing, so whatever he took, I’m not worried.
But man I can’t wait till I get him back.
(Source: ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)
oh shit thats funny!